THE 90-MINUTES MASTERCLASS THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR INTIMATE LIFE
WEDNESDAY 26 AUGUST 2026
7PM LONDON - 8PM PARIS - 2PM NEW YORK
LIVE ON ZOOM
You're self aware. You're accomplished. And yet... you're still here.
"I feel amazing with them... but as soon as they're slightly less available, I crash."
"I can be on my own... as long as I'm busy."
"I've been working on myself for years. Why am I still in the same place?"
"Sex was great... so why do I feel like shit after?"
"I need them to give me what I need, or I don't feel worthy."
"I don't even know what I want. I just know something is missing."
Here's what will shift:
Not in a vague "I need to love myself more" kinda way. In a specific, real-life-based way that makes you go: "ohh... that's what I've been stuck in".
The cycling, the crashing, the outsourcing - none of it is a personal failing. It's a structural issue. And structural things can be rebuilt.
You are not broken. You are not behind.
You were just never taught something essential: how to hold intimacy. Not find it, not attract it. Hold it.
Of your own intimacy ecosystem. Where it's strong, where it leaks, what it needs. Something most people never get in a lifetime of self-work.
Not just your head. The activation at the end of the masterclass is designed for you to leave feeling different than you arrived.
Whether that's a digital guide, a coaching experience, or simply sitting with what opened. You won't feel lost at the end.
The 90-minutes masterclass in real time with certified sex coach Valentine Blue.
One night only. Free of charge.
A complete framework for understanding your own intimacy ecosystem - where it works, where it leaks, and how to start building real capacity from the inside out.
Part 1 — The real problem
Why outsourcing intimacy keeps you cycling - and what's actually happening underneath.
Part 2 — The bowl
The capacity concept that changes everything. Why adding more never works if the structure is leaking.
Part 3 — The reframe
Self-intimacy as infrastructure. What it actually means to hold intimacy: in your body, in your decisons, in real life... not just your head.
Part 4 — The landing
A body-based activation to close. You will leave this part with a vow that only belongs to you.
Live Q&A with Valentine Blue
Bring your questions and your real-life situations

Self-intimacy coach for the solo and the unconventional. I work with curious people who are done with the couple-centric script and want to explore sex, intimacy and relationships beyond what they were taught.
I spent the last 10 years working in sexual health, harm reduction and advocacy... while being completely on autopilot in my own intimate life. I jumped from relationship to relationship. Outsourced my worth to what I did for others. Adapted myself to whoever I was with. Until one morning I woke up next to someone I loved and felt nothing. I went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and asked myself - for the first time - what do I actually want?
The answer came immediately: not this. That was the beginning of everything I now teach.

Enjoy a refreshing break during the event to connect with your team
in a relaxed setting. The team lunch offers an opportunity to unwind, exchange ideas, and reflect on the day’s sessions while strengthening team bonds.
Take time to relax and refresh with a delicious meal.
Take time to relax and refresh with a delicious meal.
Take time to relax and refresh with a delicious meal.
Collaborate and plan your next steps for investment success.
Recharge to stay focused and engaged for the afternoon sessions.
Wednesday 26 August · 7pm London / Lisbon · 8pm Paris & Berlin · 2pm New York
Live on Zoom · 90 minutes
Can't make it live? Register anyway — the replay goes up the next morning.
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