The 3-session catalyst to stop
waiting for permission & start living turned the fuck on.
The life you want isn’t out there... it’s waiting for you to claim it.
DOES THIS SOUND
LIKE YOU?
• You’re done with surviving but have no idea how to start living.
• You feel disconnected from your own desires... like there must be more, but you can’t name what that “more” is.
• You stay stuck in old patterns: overgiving, people-pleasing, shutting down to stay “easy” or “safe”.
• You’re tired of feeling numb, turned off, or on autopilot… even though you know you’re meant for a juicier life.
• You’ve been journaling, manifesting, therapy TikTok (basically the whole self-help buffet) and still... something is missing.
If you caught yourself thinking “fuck that’s me”…
babe, you’re in the right place.
IMAGINE...
Waking up ACTUALLY excited by your
own life again: grounded, clear and bubbling with energy instead of drained
by routine and expectations.
IMAGINE...
Knowing what you want with zero fuck or apology given & having the courage to claim it without feeling guilty, second-guessing, or asking for permission.
IMAGINE...
Feeling sooo deeply connected to your body, your sexuality, your choices and
your power... not once in a blue moon,
but EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
If you’re finding yourself nodding along to all this, you’re not alone.
I built this program because I used to live exactly where you are: bored as fuck, disconnected from who I really was, giving everyone my best energy and putting myself last.
I spent years disconnecting from my pleasure, ignoring my deepest desires and forgetting myself to stay “acceptable”. It wasn’t that I didn’t want more... it’s that I didn’t believe I was allowed to claim it.
My work today exists because I decided to stop abandoning myself. I rebuilt my intimacy from the inside out: through transformation, sensual exploration and radical self-devotion.
Now I guide others through the same rebirth with zero bullshit, zero shame, total support, and a sprinkle of fun (because come on, isn´t sex supposed to be just that?).
Which is why I’m soooo excited to introduce:
THE RECLAMATION
A 3-session deep dive to reconnect with your desires, release old patterns and embody the version of you who lives turned the fuck on. A bite-sized program for those tired of running on autopilot and ready to rebuild their intimacy from truth instead of fear.
Three weeks where you say FUCK YES to yourself - and are guided along the way.
Warning: side effects may include deep clarity, radical embodiment and practical accountability.
In three weeks, we´ll move through:
Release
We identify and let go of the conditioning, shame and patterns holding you back from the juicy, sexy life you want.
Desire
We pinpoint what truly turns you on
and practice allowing it fully -
without guilt or apology.
Embodiment
We anchor this new energy into the day-to-day, transforming into the version of yourself that already lives a life of authenticity and pleasure.
Here is what you’ll get inside The Reclamation:
01
3 x 60-min deep-dive
Coaching sessions
Raw, fun, transformative
sessions where we cut through the bullshit and get straight to what is real for you.
Value: €430
02
Text support
between sessions
I walk with you through your process through Telegram: accountability, reflections and guidance in real time.
Value: €130
03
Optional
outdoor session
For those who want to unlock deeper embodiment in nature. Currently only available in Lisbon.
Value: €120
04
Personalized
micro-practices
Not the kind of random
quizzes you find on Google but simple, powerful tools adapted to your needs and journey.
Value: €90
A total value of: (Amount)
Buy/Enroll/Join now for just (Amount)
A total value of: €770
ENROLL NOW
FOR JUST
€444
early bird price
standard price €555
Select the plan that works for you:
Pay Now
(early bird)
3x 60 minutes sessions
Telegram support
Outdoor session option
Bonus practices
Best value, limited availability
Pay in
Installments
3x 60 minutes sessions
Telegram support
Outdoor session option
Bonus practices
Transformation accessible to all
They talk about The Reclamation:
“I’ve never felt so seen and supported.
One session with Valentine shifted more
than months of therapy. I really
encountered that inclusion and belonging
I was looking for when I signed up”
— Laura
“I feel more grounded and clear in myself. I trust my decisions more and feel more confident following what feels right for me. I noticed growth after every session and feel more connected to myself.”
— Óskar
“Valentine´s calm, professionalism and
small practical tips made the experience unforgettable and priceless. This work
changed my entire relationship to myself.
God knows I needed that”
— Cindy
Unsure which program to choose,
or whether sex coaching is for you?
Let´s figure it out together in a
FREE 30-min clarity call.
Still on the fence?
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
If you show up fully to all sessions, implement the practices, and don’t experience meaningful shifts in clarity or embodiment, I’ll offer you:
→ One additional session free of charge
OR
→ A credit toward another program.
Transformation requires commitment.
You won’t be left hanging... not on my watch!
FAQs
Do I need to know my goals or desires before joining?
No. That’s literally what we figure out together!
Is this for singles only?
No! It’s for anyone feeling disconnected from themselves and bored by routine, partnered or solo.
I’m nervous.
Is that normal?
Absolutely. Nerves mean you’re getting out of your comfort zone, and standing at the edge of something big.
What if I’ve never done coaching before?
No problem! I guide you every step of the way with zero judgment and clarity. Coaching is accessible to all, no matter where you are on your journey.
Is this like therapy?
Therapy often focuses on understanding your past so you can make peace with your present. It’s about giving language to what shaped you. Coaching, especially the way I do it, is different: it’s practical, forward-moving, and focused on who you’re becoming, not who you’ve been. In this space, we don’t stay stuck analysing.
We shift. fast.
If therapy helps you understand why you are the way you are, coaching helps you decide what you want to do with that power now. And yes, the two can work beautifully together.
What if I want deeper or longer support?
The Reclamation is your gateway. Take it as a bite-sized program that creates real shifts without a big commitment. If you are looking for deeper changes and full blown transformation, check The Rebirth, my 12-week mentorship for those ready for full transformation.
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